GUESS THAT CELEBRITY KID:

There's Waldo!

IN THE NEWS:

Delete 10 Facebook Friends, Get a Free Whopper

Fast-food chain Burger King has created "Whopper Sacrifice," a Facebook app that will give you a coupon for a free hamburger if you delete 10 people from your friends list. So don't be surprised if you receive a "Friend Request" from Michael Moore who is still friendless as of this post.

Man accused of selling daughter for cash, beer

GREENFIELD, Calif. - Police have arrested a Greenfield man they say sold his 14-year-old daughter into marriage in exchange for $16,000, 100 cases of beer and several cases of meat. Police said they only learned of the deal after the 36-year-old man went to them to get his daughter back because payment wasn't made as promised. Hung So Small, who bought his wife twenty two years ago for $500 and 50 BOGO Big Mac coupons, said he has learned his lesson and will demand payment in advance next time.

ON THIS DATE:

1966 - Robert C. Weaver became the first black Cabinet member as he was appointed Secretary of Housing and Urban Development by LBJ. For some of you younger people LBJ was President Lyndon B. Johnson, not President Clinton.

1992 - Japan apologized for forcing tens of thousands of Korean women to serve as sex slaves for Japanese soldiers during World War II. " We aw so solly fo focing Kolean radies to be plostitutes. Mostry because Kolean woman so ugry. Prease fogive.

Name That Child Celebrity:

Pamela Anderson began practicing her acting talents at a very young age.

Say hello to little Georgie Wendt, better know as Norm from Cheers.

IN THE NEWS:

CONCORD, N.H. – New Hampshire Episcopal Bishop Gene Robinson , the first openly gay Episcopal bishop, will offer a prayer at the Lincoln Memorial at an inaugural event for President-elect Barack Obama. It's important for any minority to see themselves represented in some way," Robinson told the newspaper for a story in Monday's editions. "Whether it be a racial minority, an ethnic minority, or in our case, a sexual minority. In response, Obama is considering adding Michael Jackson to his cabinet to represent White, blacks, males, females, adults, children, gays, heterosexuals, and circus freaks.

ON THIS DATE:
Radio heavy-weights Rush Limbaugh and Howard Stern were both born on this date. One is known for being a loudmouthed, drug abusing funny guy and the other is Howard Stern

IN THE NEWS:

A contestant on The Biggest Loser has been arrested for allegedly assaulting a housemate with a bag of flour. According to police, on Dec. 16, Shannon Thomas assaulted Johnny Fish, a man who lived in the basement of her suburban Detroit home. She is alleged to have "kicked open the door" to his basement apartment and threw flour in his face. Said, Mr. Fish, "after she breaded me she tried to sprinkle me with seasonings ... all the while she was licking her chops and saying hold still my little fish burger". I was able to escape by tossing a Ring Ding across the room and sprinting for the door.

Porn industry seeks own stimulus ... package.

TMZ is reporting that Hustler's Larry Flynt and "Girls Gone Wild" creator Joe Francis are asking for a $5 billion federal bailout of the adult entertainment industry. The website claims adult DVD sales are down 22 percent in a year. Lobbyists for the industry were joined on Capitol Hill by lobbyists from the tissue and lotion industries as well as FOP representative Richard Wank who said, " down economies are always troubled by a rise in crime and the last thing understaffed police departments need right now is a lot of frustrated men with nothing on their hands but time".

IN THE NEWS:

Historic Meeting at the White House.

Surviving members of the great Boston Celtic's teams that won 9 championships during the 60's visit with President Bush in the Oval Office. Pictured left to right are Bill Sharman, K.C. Jones, President Bush, John Havlicek, and Bob Cousy

Monkey see....Monkey do

Not only is he promising to continue tax cuts, economic stimulus programs, and US involvement in the Middle East but he even walks and dresses like George W. Bush. This is for all the people who gulp down all the crap the politicians spoon feed them during the campaigns "Meet the new boss...same as the old boss".

Kawasaki Syndrome is a condition where you have the cost and work associated with owning and maintaining a bike without the benefit of ever getting laid.

ON THIS DATE:

1999 President Bill Clinton's impeachment trial began in the Senate. (He was later acquitted on charges of perjury and obstruction of justice.) Fortunately for President Clinton, he was never actually charged with jizzing on an impressionable intern. Therefore, after much debate, the Senate finally had to agree that when the President said, "He did not have sex with that woman", he was telling the truth. He actually had sex on that woman.

Can you guess that celebrity child photo?









That's right this first one is an easy one, Its Axl Rose celebrating his 6th birthday party. Unfortunately for Axl, this was probably the high point of his day as he later got his ass kicked by little Jon Bon Jovi.

Photo number two.



That's right its Jon Bon Jovi celebrating the first and only time he ever won a fight.

IN THE NEWS:

JACKSON, Ohio – Police say a 4-year-old Ohio boy grabbed a gun from a closet and shot his baby sitter. Eighteen-year-old Nathan Beavers was hospitalized Sunday with minor wounds to his arm and side after the shotgun attack. When questioned about his motive the little boy said, " I'm tired of my daddy nagging my mommy to shoot him beavers while I'm trying to watch my cartoons - so I shot one for him.

MADRID, Spain - Actor Tom Cruise said Scientology teachings helped him overcome childhood dyslexia, a Spanish magazine reported. Cruise said he was often anxious, frustrated and bored as a youth. If this is true, perhaps anyone who has suffered through "Valkyrie", may want to give Scientology a shot.


ON THIS DATE:

1941 President Franklin D. Roosevelt, in his State of the Union address, outlined a goal of "Four Freedoms" for the world: freedom of speech and expression, the freedom of people to worship God in their own way, freedom from want, and the freedom to starve the third world and drain them of their natural resources.

1994 Figure skater Nancy Kerrigan was clubbed on the right leg by an assailant in Detroit. . The investigation soon centered on rival skater Tonya Harding when Nancy informed police the club stunk just like Tonya's locker.

With military recruiting levels way down and civilian unemploment levels on the rise, President elect Obama is considering replacing the "Don't Ask Don't Tell" with a "No Need to Ask" policy.

DO RAG

DON'T DO RAG

ON THIS DATE:

1896 The Austrian newspaper Wiener Presse reported the discovery by German physicist Wilhelm Roentgen of a type of radiation that came to be known as an X-ray. Sadly, the paper folded one year later with a headline reading Wiener Presse cuts off circulation.

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2004 After 14 years of denials, Pete Rose publicly admitted that he'd bet on baseball while manager of the Cincinnati Reds. He claimed that his problem actually started as a player when he lost a friendly bet to long time Dodger fan Mo Howard, the stakes - matching haircuts.

TODAY'S Quote:

Thanks anyway buddy but I don't have time for lessons. Just strap those ski's on tight and give me push. Sonny Bono

IN THE NEWS:

Annonymous souces confirm that Comedienne Rosie O’Donnell and her partner Kelli Carpenter are looking to adopt another child.

GAZA (Reuters) – Israel on Wednesday rebuffed French calls for a 48-hour humanitarian truce in the Gaza Strip and stepped up preparations for a possible ground offensive after Hamas's long-range rockets hit a major population center. Israeli General Ivan Tecuetdeirbolszoff said accepting military advice from France would be like accepting dieting tips from Michael Moore.

Woman, 88, gives naked intruder the ‘squeeze’

PORTLAND, Ore. - 88 year young Anita Mann was furious yesterday when police arrested a naked man who broke into her apartment and accosted her. In her statement to police Mann said, "I've gone though a lot of hard times and disappointment during my 88 years and God finally answers a prayer and I got the guy in a death grip he'll never escape from and you muckity mucks come along and screw it up".

NEW YORK, NY Madison Avenue executive, Will Selum has issued his "Worst Named Products" list for 2008. They are as follows:
5) Manwich
4) Zagnuts
3) Harry's Cheese Balls
2) Grey Poupon
1) Ragu

Following this announcement Ragu and Grey Poupon issued a statement of their own announcing that they have formed a joint venture to market a new gravy named Barf.
In keeping with the "food that looks like its name theme" employed by it's parents Barf will be a dull brownish color with little chunks of meat .

ON THIS DATE:

1862
President Abraham Lincoln signed an act admitting West Virginia to the Union after he lost a coin flip with Jefferson Davis.

TOAY"S QUOTE:

Give a man some corn and he'll eat for a day. Teach him to plant it and he'll steal your land and call it Massachusetts - Squanto