Tuesday, January 13, 2009

GUESS THAT CELEBRITY KID:

There's Waldo!

IN THE NEWS:

Delete 10 Facebook Friends, Get a Free Whopper

Fast-food chain Burger King has created "Whopper Sacrifice," a Facebook app that will give you a coupon for a free hamburger if you delete 10 people from your friends list. So don't be surprised if you receive a "Friend Request" from Michael Moore who is still friendless as of this post.

Man accused of selling daughter for cash, beer
GREENFIELD, Calif. - Police have arrested a Greenfield man they say sold his 14-year-old daughter into marriage in exchange for $16,000, 100 cases of beer and several cases of meat. Police said they only learned of the deal after the 36-year-old man went to them to get his daughter back because payment wasn't made as promised. Hung So Small, who bought his wife twenty two years ago for $500 and 50 BOGO Big Mac coupons, said he has learned his lesson and will demand payment in advance next time.
ON THIS DATE:

1966 - Robert C. Weaver became the first black Cabinet member as he was appointed Secretary of Housing and Urban Development by LBJ. For some of you younger people LBJ was President Lyndon B. Johnson, not President Clinton.
1992 - Japan apologized for forcing tens of thousands of Korean women to serve as sex slaves for Japanese soldiers during World War II. " We aw so solly fo focing Kolean radies to be plostitutes. Mostry because Kolean woman so ugry. Prease fogive.





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