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Historic Meeting at the White House.

Surviving members of the great Boston Celtic's teams that won 9 championships during the 60's visit with President Bush in the Oval Office. Pictured left to right are Bill Sharman, K.C. Jones, President Bush, John Havlicek, and Bob Cousy

Monkey see....Monkey do

Not only is he promising to continue tax cuts, economic stimulus programs, and US involvement in the Middle East but he even walks and dresses like George W. Bush. This is for all the people who gulp down all the crap the politicians spoon feed them during the campaigns "Meet the new boss...same as the old boss".

Kawasaki Syndrome is a condition where you have the cost and work associated with owning and maintaining a bike without the benefit of ever getting laid.

ON THIS DATE:

1999 President Bill Clinton's impeachment trial began in the Senate. (He was later acquitted on charges of perjury and obstruction of justice.) Fortunately for President Clinton, he was never actually charged with jizzing on an impressionable intern. Therefore, after much debate, the Senate finally had to agree that when the President said, "He did not have sex with that woman", he was telling the truth. He actually had sex on that woman.