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In The News
US Jailers Use Rock Music To Torture Terrorists
GUANTANAMO BAY NAVAL BASE, Cuba (AP)
The US Government is using loud rock music to wear down captives and make them more likely to provide useful information to the CIA. Despite the complaints of humanitarian groups as well as the Musicians themselves - CIA spokesman , Dick Twist insists that blaring the rock music is much more successful and dignified than the "pointing at their little willies and laughing" techniques employed at Abu Ghraib.
Twist also stated that these techniques are not new and were first successfully used in 1980 when Henry Hill turned state's evidence after being subjected to repeated playings of Air Supply's Lost in Love. Twist says, "we want to assure the world that no such atrocity is being committed here at Gitmo".
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This date in Chuck Norris History:
Singer Otis Redding died at age 26 in the crash of his private plane in Wisconsin when Chuck Norris flicked a Miller High Life cap into the air and inadvertantly shot down the plane.
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Today's "Quote":
"I am sorry but I asked him three times to please remove his hat so I could see the play" (John Wilkes Booth).
Illinois Senate Seat
Starting bid: US $500,000
Buy it now: US $1,000,000
CREATE YOUR OWN LEGISLATION
This important office can be the stepping stone for your own political ambitions. Seat is in amazing condition as previous occupant rarely used the position for anything other than promotional purposes over the last two years.
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In The News
US Jailers Use Rock Music To Torture Terrorists
GUANTANAMO BAY NAVAL BASE, Cuba (AP)
The US Government is using loud rock music to wear down captives and make them more likely to provide useful information to the CIA. Despite the complaints of humanitarian groups as well as the Musicians themselves - CIA spokesman , Dick Twist insists that blaring the rock music is much more successful and dignified than the "pointing at their little willies and laughing" techniques employed at Abu Ghraib.
Twist also stated that these techniques are not new and were first successfully used in 1980 when Henry Hill turned state's evidence after being subjected to repeated playings of Air Supply's Lost in Love. Twist says, "we want to assure the world that no such atrocity is being committed here at Gitmo".
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This date in Chuck Norris History:
Singer Otis Redding died at age 26 in the crash of his private plane in Wisconsin when Chuck Norris flicked a Miller High Life cap into the air and inadvertantly shot down the plane.
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Today's "Quote":
"I am sorry but I asked him three times to please remove his hat so I could see the play" (John Wilkes Booth).
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