IN THE NEWS:


Sammy Hagar, David Crosby, King Diamond, and Nikki Sixx announce the formation of their new supergroup One Day at a Time. The band is currently in the studio working on their new album, "Dependency" which is expected to be released this Spring. The band expects to tour in support of the album providing David Crosby's liver holds-out.



CINCINNATI (AP) - Coy Bacon, a fierce pass rusher during a 14-year NFL career with Los Angeles, Cincinnati and Washington, died Monday. He was 66. He is survived by his three brothers Turk E., Bitso, and Macon.



Court agrees to pay Spears' father $75/hour



LOS ANGELES (AP) -- A court has put a higher value on being Britney Spears' father this year: about $75 an hour. Jamie Spears had been receiving $10,000 a month for his work, but Los Angeles Superior Court Commissioner Ima Nuetbeg increased that amount to approximately $16,000 per month and agreed to give him backpay. This is so fucked up that I don't really need to add anything here .........but what the hell. This is LA so why not just hire an illegal alien to be her father. It would be much cheaper and I'm sure the guy would work ten times harder than her real dad. " No, No Britney, jew haf to poot on jure panties before jew go out. No, No, Britney. Jew can't date the Backstreet Boys becas they is fegs. No, No Britney. Jew can't marry da fry cooker at da Yak in Da Box becas he only wants jure money and jure poosy. I mean if Britney isn't the classic case of a child celebrity, whored out and neglected by her parents then I'll be the cream in an Oprah & Starr Jones Oreo cookie